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ChadRiden.com / Election 2000 - Chad's Explained

A Visual Explanation Of The Terms Used By The Palm Beach County, Florida, Canvassing Board.

The Election 2000 hijinks down in Florida brought the word "chad" onto the lips of people around the world. Some wondered who this Chad guy is and why he's causing so much trouble.. Others have spent their time contacting every person named Chad they ever met and asking them "how's it hanging... CHAD?" Very clever (us Chads are highly amused... the rest of you are all collectively comedic geniuses!).

There also seems to be widespread confusion concerning the use of the word "chad." This is intended to educate you non-chad-experts (and some of you dumber Chads out there as well) as to the proper use of the variations of the name.

"HANGING CHAD"
"Hanging Chad"

"PREGNANTCHAD"
"Pregnant Chad"

"DIMPLED CHAD"
"Dimpled Chad"

"SWINGING-DOOR CHAD"
"Swinging-door Chad"

"TRI CHAD"
"Tri Chad"