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The only thing that could possibly annoy me more than "Alan Kalter's
Presidential Election Roundup" on the Late Show with David Letterman
is idiots on alt.fan.letterman asking strangers to send them the damn
audio clip. Here's an idea: tape the show your own self! For all the lamers
who can't figure out their vcr's, here's the file. Now leave us alone!
lswdl_alans_election_roundup.mp3
(16-bit, stereo; 460k)
The audio clip above is ©2000 Worldwide Pants Inc. I don't work for them, and don't have permission to post it here. But seeing as how I'm not making any money off this maybe they won't sue me. Please don't sue me, Dave... I don't have any money anyway.
